Showing posts with label english. Show all posts
Showing posts with label english. Show all posts

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Reason #836 why I hate the English language

I can't take credit for writing this; it came to me in an email. So listen up.

The word up, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake up? At a meeting why does a topic come up? Why do we speak up, why are officers up for election, and why is it up to the secretary to write up a report?

We call up our friends, brighten up a room, polish up the silver, warm up the leftovers and clean up the kitchen. We lock up the house and fix up the old car.

People stir up trouble, line up for tickets work up an appetite, and think up excuses. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed up is special.

A drain must be opened up when it is stopped up. We open up a store in the morning and close it up at night. When the sky becomes gray, we say it's clouding up, but when the sun comes up we say it's clearing up. When it rains it messes things up.

We seem to be pretty mixed up about up. Maybe we should look it up in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, up takes up almost 1/4 of the page and can add up to about 30 definitions. If you are up to it, try building up a list of the uses of up. It will take up a lot of your time. But don't give up.

I could go on but I'll wrap it up. My time is up, so I'll shut up.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Reason #45 why I hate the English language

Prefixes.

Why are you UNcomfortable when you experience DIScomfort?

I dunno.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Reason #61 why I hate the English language

Let's consider these four words:

1. search
2. lean
3. create
4. steak

All of these words have ea as their vowels; however, they are all pronounced differently. Once again, we can't seem to make up our minds.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Reason #762 why I hate the English language

There are six different ways to create the long e vowel sound.

1. be
2. bee
3. sea
4. swampy
5. piece
6. scene

Let's make up our minds, people*!


#763 - why the word people has a silent o, the world may never know.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Reason #344 Why I Hate the English Language

Today at work someone asked the correct spelling of the plural form of the word bus. We all looked at each other and shrugged. One s or two? We all thought one. Mind you, we are a group of teachers.

So we pull out good 'ol Webster's Dictionary for a consultation. Turns out either one is correct. According to Webster's, Buses and busses are both correct plural forms of bus.

AAAARRRG!


*** however, when I run the Blogger spellchecker, it tells me that busses is misspelled. humph.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Reason #16 why I hate the English language

There are exceptions to every grammar rule.

A dancer is one who dances. A writer is one who writes.

An officer is one who offices???

Gah!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Reason #14 why I hate the English language

"I" before "E" except after "C" and in words like "neighbor" and "weigh". (And "weird" and "their", but they don't tell you those ones in the rhyme*.)

Why can't we all just speak Spanish where everything is phonetic. It sounds more appealing, too.

*Don't even get me started on rhyme and rhythm... rhythm doesn't even have a vowel. Ugh. Make rhyme and rhythm number 132 and 133.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Reason #3 why I hate the English language

The word tough rhymes with enough.
So why doesn't tough rhyme with through?
Grrr

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Reason #21 why I hate the English language

The word phlegm...
...nuff said.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Reason #54 why I hate the English language

Commode and Commodity
Same root word, very different meanings
Ugh.